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May 2, 2008

THE CRISS ANGEL IN VERONICA'S ARMS THIS MORNING IS GOING TO BE THE DEVIL IN SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMS TONIGHT

Word on the street is that Mindfreak’s Criss Angel has parted ways with beautiful Miss Nevada USA Veronica Grabowski (WTF??!!) and taken up with a new young stunner – seen in local nightclubs such as LAX -- named Giselle Diaz. This is a thevegaseye.com exclusive, BTW. Angel reportedly also has plans to take a trip to CABO soon with the lovely 24-year-old and some of her hottie friends. Giselle, whose MySpace personal page is titled “GISELLE (M.I.L.F)” is a recent mother – as in, “gave birth in January” -- and not too long ago parted ways with a significant other. (Specifics not immediately available). There’s a lovely photo of Giselle’s adorable child on her MySpace page, thevegaseye.com has learned. With Criss Angel’s record of chick-hopping, it’s hard to blame our intrepid illusionist for traveling with a gaggle of beautiful ladies. He can dump one of them, and take up with another just like that. One-stop shopping. It's common knowledge that Criss Angel – being an unstoppable SEX MACHINE and all – is an inspiration to many in the over-40 crowd who want to make sweet love to women 20 years their junior. His personal theme song is "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow." (The porn guitar opening that immedately precedes film intercourse.) In other words, You GO, Criss. Don’t ever change. Don’t let them pin you down, force Geritol down your throat, and make you get wrinkled, grey and married. That’s when your soul dies.

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